Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7719
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	244	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	1198	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.