Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4414	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runes Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	199948	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.