Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1804	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	2547	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	983221	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1709	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Towns Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3291	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	186	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8221

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!