Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	230163	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3417
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.