Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	5488
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2370
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7898	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4812	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6417	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	218	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.