Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ores Mined:	4631	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9788
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Buildings Constructed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	3454

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	3482	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6542	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	4334	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Emeralds Found:	7348
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9348

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	3242	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	173
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	3155	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Items Found:	3791
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6312

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4159	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com