Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

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ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7654
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	126
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	1081	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5494	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	6979
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	904284	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2243

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505