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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3161	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	389
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Animals Bred:	175	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	224756
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8242
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3897	Farms Harvested:	135

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.