Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2342

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	546	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3060

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.