Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Farms Harvested:	340
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1074	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	74
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.