Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Animals Bred:	98	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”