Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9431	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5687	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1700

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2839	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	205	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526974
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!