Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Emeralds Found:	810	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	204462	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	274
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	New Chunks Explored:	198408

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	4346
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	948805	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7804	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.