Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	6629
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crops Grown:	3900
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9360	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2145	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	4090	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9075
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5106
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7990	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	4008	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.