Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5851	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6013	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	4608
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8216	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Emeralds Found:	8145

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	2108	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.