Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	7736
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2829
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	826
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4361
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1056
New Chunks Explored:	274569	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.