Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6800
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Emeralds Found:	4635	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	5125
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3970
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	4761

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4662	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6865	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3370

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.