Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8961
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4039	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9122	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.