Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	282
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	672152	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	107
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	873

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	5281
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	861282
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9063
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.