Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2826	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5343	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	145
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	822
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.