Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3292

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2979	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!