Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Runes Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7975	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	3764
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Towns Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	28
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7107	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Star Shards Collected:	261
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8315	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.