Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3310	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4523
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	745582

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6979	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	604

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Animals Bred:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2700
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6858
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1403

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”