Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JANGO PVP

KitPvP, PvP

This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SaltyStarlightMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	3509	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

119server, 119smp, 120server, 120smp, Asexual, Auctions, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrocksupport, Casual, Cavesandcliffs, Claims, Claimshovel, Community, Communitydriven, Cratekeys, Crates, Creative, EASY, Economy, Flight, Gay, Gaypride, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Largebiomes, Largeworld, Lastlife, Lesbian, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, Plots, Plugins, Pocketedition, PvP, smp, Survival, Trans

Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

play.prismparty.net [25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

Join us on Discord!

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

“5/5” – epic_gamer777 (class pet)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ores Mined:	7967	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AvatarMc

Survival, Vanilla

Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RegionalMc

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

Survival

Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

Come check the server out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8667	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WoolyLands

KitPvP

WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

Amplifiednether, Casual, Deadlydisasters, Eco, Economy, Essentials, Essentialsx, Lands, Nations, smp, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Worldgeneration

Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1345	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

notenoughGames

Mini Games

There are never enough games Please enjoy playing 😀 Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cyrus Community

Vanilla

A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [PVP] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[SURVIVAL] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

Activestaff, Challenges, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, Landclaim, Lands, PvP, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Towns

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	156202	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Magma MC

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zanacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Discover a Minecraft 1.18.2 server like no other! Join our survival custom and create your own townies, challenge epic bosses and enjoy custom crafting. Connect now to mc.ecuador.adkanz.com and experience the excitement in every block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG

Adventure, competitive, Economy, Fun, new, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minelegend

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla-ish server with a couple of quality of life mods. Grief Prevention. /Sethome /Home /Back /spawn. Request teleport to another player with /TPA. Accept a request with /tpaccept. Random teleport in world with /wild Family friendly, keep adult language to a minimum or none at all. Don’t be a jerk. Don’t grief even if it’s not protected, however use the grief prevention mod to protect your builds.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.