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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	1823	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

Auctionhouse, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedwars, Chess, Chesscraft, Customadditions, Customadvancements, Customenchants, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Duels, Economy, Explodingarrows, Familyfriendly, Familyowned, Hungergames, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Magic, Maze, Minigames, Paintball, Parkour, Pvparena, Quests, smp, Soccer, Spells, Survival, Teams, Tntrun, Vanilla, wands

Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Aussie Hermitcrabs

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	526	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HellTech Network

Survival

An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cloud Survival

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Cloud Survival

Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

– Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DungeonPvP

Bedwars, PvP

India’s leading 1.19 PvP server. With low ping. Duels with intricate system and active members and staff.No lag

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	130	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community

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The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Introducing The Cavern

The Ultimate Survival Towny Experience…

The Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us!

──── Getting Started ────

IP: mc.thecavern.net

BEDROCK PORT: 19132Website: www.thecavern.net

Discord: www.thecavern.net/discord

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

──── Features ────

• Slimefun

• KeepInventory

• Weekly Art Competitions

• Dungeons / Bosses• Fishing Tournaments (70+ Unique Fish)

• 1,000+ Quests

• mcMMO

• Jobs

• Balanced Economy

• Player Shops

• Player Warps

• Tamable Pets

• Secure Trading

• Playtime Rewards

• Dynmap

And so much more!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7172
Dragon Eggs Found:	9044	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlanetCore

PvE, Survival

The deeper you go, the hotter it gets and the more dangers you encounter. Go to my discord server, here an invite link: https://discord.gg/vZGP28c

You need to download the modpack in my discord in order to join my server.

Planetcore add many layers underground where you can dig all the way to the core and inside, located below 4800 blocks deep. Each layer are 256 blocks deep and consist of a new rock tier with more valuable ores. You need to find the best ores in each layer and craft a better pickaxe in order to break the next rock tier.

Know more about my mod in curse forge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/planetcore

Goodluck reaching the core!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	3906
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Regorland

Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft and bedrock server for all premium and non-premium users, a server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. You can play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

English: Regorland is a Spanish Minecraft and Bedrock server for all premium and non-premium players. The server full of different modes where you can play and have fun with your friends. Join and you will be able to play Survival, SkyBlock, Creative and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	2838	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

morefun.apexmc.co

Survival

1.20.4 this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank today we also have a online map of our server 24/7 @ morefun.apexmc.co:2413

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Three Strike Minecraft Hardcore

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Just like the title sounds, this is a semi-vanilla hardcore server that gives players three opportunities to survive. Once those are gone, the player is banned…

Forever.

This ain’t no pay-to-play buy your lives back kind of place. Experienced Players can give struggling players more lives… or you can use in game currency to potentially buy another life (for a ludicrously high price!).

We don’t allow clients and coordinates are off. Spawn into an infinite wilderness of large biome goodness and try and survive. To help you on your journey, Aurelium Skills is active, as are Silk Spawners. Mobs occasionally drop eggs and heads.

No cheating, x-ray, or hacking. We also encourage a respectful environment in the chat, even if players are out lobbing each others heads off.

Griefing, PVP and Looting are fair game.

Good luck out there, you may need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Craftok

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

IP : PLAY.CRAFTOK.FR 1.8.X-1.19.X Cracks ON 1v1BedWars / JumpLeague / SkyWars & Bedwars

Server basically for TikTok but it’s a bit all over the place

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerminaMC.com – The Best Towny Experience! [WARTIME] {Towny} {mcMMO} {Bedrock & 1.20.4 Java}

Auctions, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, crossplay, Economy, Gui, Guishop, MCMMO, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Survival, Termina, Towny, Trading, War, Wartime

🏰 Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com!

🌎 IP: TerminaMC.com

🔗 Discord: discord.gg/Termina

🎮 Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565

🌟 Why Choose Termina? 🌟

🛡️ Play Your Way – PvP or Passive:We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!

💣 Weekly Wartime:Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! 🕗 Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!

🌲 Claim Your Part of the Wilderness:With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!

🔝 No Pay-to-Win:We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!

🌎 Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

💎 Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! 😎 discord.gg/Termina 💎

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	7058	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8006
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FunSMPcraft

Skyblock, Survival

On this server you can play Skyblock, SMP and more! I am making more games like parkour or a maze. The server is almost ready and then we are open daily! I hope i see you there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StelarMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

StelarMC Network Do you want to play a server without limits? Have fun with your friends? Your time has come! You are facing StelarMC, a server in which you can very easily have rank to play a wonderful Survival. What are you waiting for! stelarmc.club

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Smp

Survival

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.