Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4800	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	710	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	134

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	806	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!