Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Amigas forever

Creative

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

The Calvary

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Desolate Sands

Desolate Sands RPG

IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

hr伺服器

This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!