Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4775	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	7211
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8924	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.