Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	4442
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

1201creative, 1201freebuild, 1201noplots, 1201release, 1201server, 1201skyblock, 1201survival, 120server, 120skyblock, 120update, 120x, 7yearsold, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Contests, Creative, Freebuild, freedom, Noplots, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Worldedit

Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Royalty Kraft

Ip:173.236.60.84

Medieval Ranks PvE PvP World Features: -Absolutely No Lag -Website (royaltykraft.enjin.com) -30 Slots make this a “just the right size” server -Protection Plugin -Amazing Spawn -Caring and Experienced Staff -No confusing signs, spawn with a server book -A Kits Donation System -Pvp World w/ Leaderboard -Skyblock -Spleef -4 Parkour Maps -A Plugin to record every minute of your playtime

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1188	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Türkiye

Best Turkish Server Ever, Come And Take Your Place.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HubCraft

a new hub server mob Arena, survival games, survival, parkour, paint wars, and plot world this is a new Minecraft server that I’ve been working on with my friends I could not wait to release it. if you have any problems please tell me whiteninja973 or a admin. if you love the Minecraft server we will soon have donations vip special commands. please tell your friends thank you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyLands

Welcome to SkyLands! This is a small, anti-grief & raid server that is loads of fun! Lets look at some of our features: – Fun mini-games such as Spleef, Parkour, and custom mini-games

– Anti-Grief plugins

– Raid world!

– Being able to build what ever you like!

Join SkyLands now to spread YOUR Infinite Dreams… so what are you waiting for? Join for the fun today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCDen – Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Survival of the fittest. If it’s not protected by Towny or LWC, it’s free game to anyone. PVP outside of towns and in some towns.

More Details At: Planet Minecraft: http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/mcden-247-10slot-50-plugins-greylist/ Website: www.mine-craft-den.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Slimecraft

Slimecraft, owner known as jaimelive, and CoOwner WolframAlec. Best Server you’ll ever join. ———————————– ~Creative ~New Map soon. ~Nice people, come to join and build! ———————————– ~Admins~ AxelVIII DerpNyanCat Hairylemon98 jaimelive Shadow0X3 Tiamarth WolframAlec ———————————– ~ Dont ask for Admin rank or OP, you will be laughed at and ignored. ~If you join the server, a sense of humour is recommended. ~Join the server for fun, no bullshit.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	633415	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCUnity

Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP

McUnity McUnity is an optimized gaming server made for all ages! We are here to provide you with the best Minecraft experience that you will ever have. This server includes a lot of different things like, Factions, PvP Games, Mini-Games, and much more! Join Now! Features: – Massive PvP Games – Amazing events like Drop Parties. – Rewards when you vote for our server – Advanced server settings and statistics on our website Community Join our community at our server at http://MCUnity.net/ Support us If you like our server, we would really appreciate you if you vote for us, it really helps us out to find new players and being recognized. If you really love us, you can consider donating at this page: http://MCUnity.net/shop(We can stay online thanks to donations!)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HamCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Factions, Economy, Jobs, Auctions, Gambling, PVP, No PVP, Combat Tag, Mini-Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2986

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Die Freebuilder

Hallo, This is a freebuild server where you can build anywhere. PvP is only on in the PvP Arena and mobs are also off. Here you can concentrate entirely on building. and if you build something good, big, beautiful you might also get special rights (gm, supp, mod)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ResistInc ★ Faction ★

Welcome and hi, to our Brand new server. we are lucky to have u all and help us with hard times.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6481	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ImmortalCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.