Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	547
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Super pvp

Factions

Superpvp

Owner – MuffinsGotSwag superp7

Join now!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GamezCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

All-Swedish server with Towny, chestshop, iConomy, warps etc. A survival server with cool PVP arenas and big cities!

Check us out now: mc.gamez.se Website: www.gamez.se

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Apocalypse

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Apocalypse :: Adventure, Fly Dragons, Unique Mobs, Quests, Skills, Races and much, much more!

Play as a hero and adventure through the lands of Orcus – Fighting through Dungeons, Raids and completing Quests to gain new gear.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GokuCraft

Economy

Not really Goku but its Fun! there is sg and also nice staff but Im not owner Goku is a owner.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

iLive

Anarchy, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

A great survival server, with player-driven role playing elements!

Four players, will find hidden temples in the world which will give them complete powers over there surrounding elements (This is the bending mod!)

As well as this a player will become King or Queen with more powers than a Moderator!

And even if youre not one of these, whats to stop you creating or overthrowing a town?!

So come on now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dark Matter

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4492	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Monarch Craft

Factions

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KrunchyKraft Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to KrunchyKraft!

We are a fun Minecraft server network with tons of unique gamemodes and content!

Come check us out by typing the IP play.krunchykraft.com in your Minecraft clients Multiplayer->DirectConnect->Server Address box!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

minecraft.etagcbp.com

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Stable minecraft server. Enjoy and have fun

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BrokenBlock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	267	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.