Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

<>Welcome to Bosscraft<> IP: bc.mcserver.ws or 192.3.106.83:25565

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9690	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Farms Harvested:	387
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4802	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.