Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	447

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9804	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

Vote for PurePvP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Chorus Craft

Fun, KitPvP, Minigames, new, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NobilityCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!

Server Owner: Eledore

NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More

Join us today on creativemc.world

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.