Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MinecraftTurkGamers

Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Obsidian Prison

Creative, Roleplay, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to ObsidianPrison! On our server we have: Factions PlotMe! 400 slots! Parkours Pvp arenas Drop parties! and so much more!

If you have any questions, our website is here: http://www.minecraftserversxr.com Want to be apart of the community and give us some ideas for the server? Go on the forum and suggest whatever you want! Come check out the server at http://www.minecraftserversxr.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Great Light Desert

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Play at GLD and you’ll be engulfed in an entirely new experience! Our survival server features challenges that you will find to be very testing. Use your wits to survive and thrive!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anvilon

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Anvilon is a small friendly bukkit/spigot server with players spread across the globe including: USA, Australia, New Zealand and UK. We strive to have a good staff as well as an excellent community. The griefing and raiding of other players builds is strictly prohibited. Staff members are there to enforce the rules. Do not break the rules. PvP is allowed, however please be courteous of other players. Some of the plugins installed are: Essentials, Vault, McMMO, Factions, CoreProtect and Multiverse. Please come build with us and have fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GalaxyCraft

Economy, PvP, Skywars

It is in version 1.5.2 and supports pirated and original mine It currently has: Mina Lapis Mina pvp Plot me SuperPVP (Like a minigame, that we created ourselves, that encourages a lot of pvp on the server, /superpvp) Or soup/soup SkyWars Clans 300 slots Vips Epic and original constructions! Soon we will add a lot more things… (You could also help us with what else we could put on the server)

Ip: mcgalaxycraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DarkCloud Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

DarkCloud Factions, factions server done right!

Factions Mcmmo Obsidianbreaker (10 hits/5 regen per 10 minutes) Economy PvP Raiding Worldborder

All this and more on DarkCloud Factions!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hyrealm

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Towny

[Towny] [Survival Games] [Mini Games] [KitPvP] [OP Prison] [Creative] [SMP] [Mob Arena] [Build Battle] [Lag Free] [Quests/RPG]

Come check out our freshly started Minecraft Network, providing nothing but High Quality and Lag Free content for your enjoyment!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

With an age of almost 5 years behind, the MC.Clubcs.Ro server team aims to satisfy the wishes of Romanian players in terms of quality gaming.

The server is hosted on a new hosting platform with up-to-date updates. We have our own dedicated servers and this helps us to offer players an uptime of almost 99%, not depending on the classic limitations of hosting companies. The Global network bandwidth of 1 Gb/s will offer Romanian and foreign players a Ping as low as possible and a *Smooth* gaming experience.

If I made you a little curious, I invite you to join our community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

IslandCraft Build Community

Creative

We are a community of people who share a common goal to make realistic things in minecraft! We are kind of small, but we all love being on the server and building together. We’re looking to expand and meet new people, so if you are a good builder, or just want to hang out with people, come by and check us out! We have a website that’s run by our head administrator and there’s also a YouTube video that comes out every week to share the progress of the server! If you want a fun group of people, don’t hesitate to come check us out! We also have a plot world in order to see peoples’ building skills or people may also use the plot world purely for fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nuclear District Survival

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Here we are again, the once known Chaotic United rebranded as Nuclear District is launching an old-school Survival Server! We are bringing back what once was the unique Chaotic United experience, the classic beta 1.7 feel but in the latest version. What does this mean: No overload of plugins, basic ranks, lots of fun with friends and randommers. That is what made us stand out for Minecraft players. Interested? I knew it! Visit our Website and Forums http://www.nucleardistrict.net/ Hope to see you soon! Greetings from the Admin team

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vanilla-Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Survival Games, Vanilla

Vanilla Games is a minigame server made in vanilla minecraft. If you don’t know what vanilla minecraft is, it’s a server without any plugins. If you type “/plugins” or just “/pl” it will say that the command doesn’t exist. Now that we’ve got that out of the way what minigames does the server have? It has Block Hunt, regular Hide’n’Seek, Survival Games, Prison, One in the Chamber, Plants VS Zombies, Trouble in Terrorist Town, Capture the Flag, KitPvP, The Floor is Lava, Rainbow Run (TNTrun), Creative and many more! We Hope that you will like the server and maybe vote even though there is no votifier since it is vanilla minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AgeOfPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Age Of PvP takes PvP to a new level. Experience the true PvP experience. Our server is optimized for clean cut PvP where you wont notice any lag. We run adavenced custom plugins to prevent hacking and cheating. We are a mixture of friendly yet competitive players. PvP & Raiding are the main aspects of the server along with our player driven economy. You can earn in-game cash by simply selling items at our market or by trading with other players. We are always seeking ways to improve to increase your gaming experience. We are not whitelisted so there is no hassle getting on the server. Come join us today for a thrilling adventure you won’t regret!

We have awesome custom features you wont find anywhere else – Rading TNTs – Custom world generator – Custom enchantments – Arena Duel – PvP Leaderboard

We aim to create a PvP experience you will never forget.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TitanGaming

Economy, Towny

A semi-op Towny economy survival server with alot of stuff to do such as mob arena, pvp, shops and more! You can join on 1.8 or 1.7 for the reason that some people can run 1.8 without lag issues. I hope to see alot of people on the server. Thank you for choosing titan gaming and we hope you enjoy the server!

-TitanGaming staff

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chraft

Economy, Survival

This server is new, and Im hoping to build a small community. More plugins etc. coming soon! Come join hang out. Please join to play, and not just to ask for admin. Owner: Rufus5

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BergWerkLABS

PvP

Welcome to BergWerkLabs. We’re glad you stopped by.

This is the BergWerkLABS Minigames network, which is currently still in some beta phases. Nevertheless, we wish you a lot of fun on the server.

Best regards

~Server Team

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.