Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BrightCraft

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon server. It is brand new and in need of builders/pixelmon gym leaders. Very nice community with a owner and co-owner. The staff team is working very hard with the new server. we also have teamspeak ^_^

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC COD Zombies

Survival

This is a COD Zombies Infected Server. Players must survive and hold off waves off human zombie players, or escape from them! Players can purchase Guns, Perks. Earn Killstreaks, and earn their way to the Top!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

biglandia

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skywars, Survival

NetWork BigLandia

-SkyWars -Survival -Full PVP -BuildBatle

IP: jogar.biglandia.com SITE – www.biglandia.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkY-Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Sky-Craft is a Minecraft network opened in 2011. At the beginning it arose as a simple vanilla for a few players but now, after a lot of time and effort we have managed to grow and become one of the main Italian servers. Enter now and have fun: mc.sky-craft.it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cod Warfare

PvP

Fight off the infected or become infected! There are a variety of different guns and maps including even SeaTown from Call of Duty Modern Warefare 3! Help give us feedback on our server so we can improve!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AstriaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

IP: Play.Astriacraft.com Website: Astriacraft.com

Just a quick heads up that Astriacraft has relaunched its server for 1.10.2. After 2 years of sitting on a small survival map that became quickly cluttered with builds we have reset the map, revamped our plugins and are ready for unique builds from a happy community.

Sticking to what we’ve been as a survival server we’re inviting you to check out the server again and explore the 16Kx16K map. Have a look here http://astriacraft.com/map before you hop on and check out the vast landscape ready to be built upon.

Plugins include the old ones that you know and love, and several new ones to help you get around. A small list of these include Mcmmo, Grief prevention, the Grand exchange and many more.

Grief prevention and LWC will keep your builds safe as you play, but we still hold our rule set of disallowing griefing. Trust your friends to your builds and keep others out at your discretion.

Settle to a nice home, become an adventurer, explore the world, or perhaps become a brewer of spirits and drinks with fresh valley water.

Freshly relaunched and ready to be explored, come play at play.astriacraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AcidFlux

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hi! and Welcome to a Plot Community Server! We have wonderful Staffs who helps you. We build our server from three basic wants. Safety, Fun, and whatever makes the user happy. Cone join our server were we have A self plot world, a wilderness that’s free to explore at all times and we also have economic system(In other words Money!).

PLOTS/SURVIVAL/WILD/ECONOMY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

All Mighty Server

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join the AllMighty Crew and help us create an awesome server! As of now we are looking for moderators and admins. Will you help us?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Acidflux Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Acidflux Minecraft is a closely connected minecraft community where everybody knows and is friends with eachother. The core concept is that we are a survival based economy server that allows plots for players to build on. We provide every player with a large plot in the Town and a smaller plot in our player-run Bazaar to create a house and shop easily and grief-free. You can choose who you want to add to your plots, and who you want to keep off. In order to gain materials we offer an expansive PVE Wilderness area that you can even purchase your own section of land at. Not to mention our PVP designated area where players can scrap out their battles and a Mini-game world intended to play your hearts ou. And to top it off, the staff members are constantly trying to keep things fresh! Come join a server that has been around for over 3 years, come join Acidflux Minecraft! You won’t regret it 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel-Pushers

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Towny

Due to the amount of updates. From now on updates are only shown on http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/pixel-pushers/ please visit this site for future update.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fly Factions

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Vanilla

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MysticEmpire

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Mystic Empire – non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. Tons of custom items including armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics. We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

Ip: play.mysticempire.net Website: http://www.mysticempire.net/home Discord: https://discord.gg/vX4BgTSR5W TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticempireoffical

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FactionWars

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

If you want staff, Play for a couple of days (Around 6 hours of gametime) A fun, 24/7 minecraft server in need of a great community & some donators. Every Friday there is a war, A supply crate with food and tools/weapons is dropped in. It also includes a book saying all the co ords of the factions. Massive war. Prizes. Join today: factionwars.ddns.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

exigo orbis

Parkour, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

This is a family run, international community based server for everyone of every age and experience level. We are an ordered world, our players and their communities are our priority. We have various themed cities to explore, communities to join and various Arena’s and parkours. We have a HUGE Aqua Park and Metro system, we are a young server and still growing,. We are looking for settlers, explorers, builders and tech heads to join us. You can use our web address www.exigoorbis.com as the IP address. Also check out our FACEBOOK page ExIgo Orbis 😃 contact [email protected] with any questions.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WhitePvP.4minecraft.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Hello folks We finally have a Bukkit server ready. With us you can currently play Skywars, Bedwars, 1vs1 and so on. We hope you have a lot of fun and GL ;D

We are very grateful for small donations because then we can increase our RAM because it is still lagging a little. Or if you buy VIP now you will help us and you will have small features 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.