Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

whengamersfail

Creative

vdzfxggfxhcjvhkbjlnjvcghxfgukunvcgbcsunydijhdbxtekchxjbyuknhuskd8jcdyvbi9dwcuhdwkmhufjdsbhdaijokikcvjbhfudiskoduskmcnvkbhdisokmcx nbhcvuxikol,cm dfnbrhduf9io kmcvndgyfuviok mncvfgudispckvfhuvcixokjnvchuridvjcn jbvhudfisdkovnbuhjdfksodmvbhuivdkomnihjbfokdgmnjv9igfs

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	234
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NLGameserver

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison

nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things. It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea. You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire. So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Destruction and Despair

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Tekkit

Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.

More information:

We have thermal expansions, mekanism, big reactors, flans, aquaculture and around 50 mods total.

The modpack is 1.7.10, and the server will automatically be in the list when you download it.

The server has many plugins, such as factions, customenchantments, permissions ex, and including some custom plugins (we have more but these are some of the main ones)

The server has 60 Slots, is professionally hosted by Bisecthosting.com and is online 24/7.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	6457
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

www.twitter.com/RushyFR

RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

UNIQUE GAMES RANKS (VIP, EAT)

Teamspeak, Twitter

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.