Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Primecraft Island Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

100 Fully Functioning Plugins – over 100 Plugins. Our entire world is custom generated with lots of amazing places to explore. If you’re into a quality Minecraft experience with none of the annoyances Log in and have the time of your life. Make sure to get your equipment at spawn before heading out to sea.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DoomPvP

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello This is my survival server with great staff I will be setting up buycraft and kitpvp as well this server is 24/7 this server needs players it has 2staff spots open and I will try make this server as fun and amazing as possible 😀 So please join we do not have abusive staff! 😀 -Az

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AverageCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AverageCraft is one of my first servers ever!

Friendly community run by mature owners

We have Mini-Games! Great plugins! come check it out

Lizzy Survival is not the name of the server yet we are still thinking about a server name!

Please come by and tell us what you think and I hope you in joy yourself!

Check out our website!

http://averagecraftnetwork.enjin.com/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MatrixAids

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mc.Freakz.Ro

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

MC.FREAKZ.RO – Freakz Minecraft DNS/IP: mc.freakz.ro / 193.84.64.30:25565

> > > Join us now! < < > Awesome HUB; Gadgets; Paintball; Sumo; KitPVP; Extreme Parkour; Creative plots; Survival plots; Economy; Shops; Player Shops; Stats; PVP; Events; Protections; Jobs; Friendly Staff; Awesome Community; Much more!

What we do recommends us!

FORUM: WWW.MC.FREAKZ.RO Facebook: www.facebook.com/FreakzMC

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CSWPC

Factions, PvP

A unique factions server based on the players! We only make and add what players want. Come and join! We will be giving away free stuff all of the time! Come and join 😀 Start you faction experience today.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpaceBugSMP

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

***NEW MAP*** We’ve just reset our main map, so join now while everything is brand new and fresh!

Spacebug SMP is a survival multiplayer server where you can enjoy a ‘close-to-vanilla’ experience while being able to protect your creations, play mini-games, participate in the server economy, collaborate with others, and more!

When you first log-on you will spawn in the overword with some basic starter gear and temporary newbie protection from PVP. From the main spawn area you can access the random teleport to somewhere in the overworld, use warps to get to towns, and buy items from the server.

We’ve also opened a SkyBlock world to play on. While our primary focus is still Survival, if you get bored with that you can now easily switch to a SkyBlock server to keep your minecraft play exciting!

We have an active group of dedicated players from a wide-rage of different ages and nations. We pride ourselves on maintaining a family-friendly environment and do expect that new players enrich this aspect of our online community. If this sounds like the server for you, we look forward to seeing you.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JynxCraft (Pixelmon)

Pixelmon

We are a small community and always welcoming players we are planning a lot of cool features in the future and have a lot of cool features now, we are always open to suggestions on how to make the server better and they are always taken into consideration no matter what it is! We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BigBlocks

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

BigBlocks is about surviving in a hostile environment. This is what Minecraft really used to be.

BigBlocks is currently looking for new players and staff! If you’re interested in staff, please make sure that you fulfill all of the requirements.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Swift Craft

PvE, Survival

– Custom Ranks – Crate System – PvE – Protect your land, anti-grief – Custom Enchants (soon) – Active staff (always looking for someone to help us!)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

iCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

iCraft is a network that consists of multiple classic and unique gamemodes like Skyblock and Pokecraft GO. All of these gamemodes have custom features that you won’t be able to find on any other generic gamemode server.

Our gamemodes: • Skyblock • Prison What are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BallistaCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Welcome everyone!

To BallistaCraft’s Prison server information! Here on BallistaCraft we aim to provide the best experience for everyone! We love to help out and give people advice and to get them to enjoy the server if they haven’t already! If you ever need help just say and we will always be there, we also have a lot of active staff members so any issue can be resolved easily! We love to make our community the best we can and give people the best experience they could possibly get!

Welcome to our server and we hope you enjoy!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Legacy

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Vanilla

Vanilla Legacy is currently a 1.9 Kit PvP server. Here you can prepare and train for the new combat changes in the new update! Kits are often balanced to make sure everyone has a fair chance to win.

Basic Tips: Dont spam click, try to use a shield, and dont fall in lava.

Basic Rules: Dont spam or advertise, dont hack, and try not to be rude.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cavecraft Dansk DK

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

a simple faction server that just works with good support and staff at severn you can experience, among other things, creative kitpvp and faction the server doesn’t have the prettiest spawn, so we sleep someone who can help build. come in and experience a good simple server with good community.staff. and now remember to have fun you can check out our website here http://cavecraftstoredk.buycraft.net/ here you can buy everything from tnt to unban

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Redemption

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Redemption is a Survival mode based server that makes playing minecraft a lot more fun and runs random events throughout the day! We also feature a plot claiming Creative World for our more creative and talented builders on the server. So if Survival, being creative, competitive, and enjoy being apart of a healthy community where exploits are not permitted, then this is the place for you!

Server main features: Survival Claiming MCMMO Player Ran Economy PVP Silk Touch Spawners Server Vote Rewards No pay to win Games Jobs Active and Friendly Staff Custom Plugins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.