Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FlipsideMC Network

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The FlipsideMC community was created with the aim of offering Romanian Minecraft players a more professional and varied gameplay with other players. If you’re looking for a lag & bug free environment suitable for playing various modes with other players, we welcome you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SCI

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Vanilla

The SCI Network owned and Co-Owned by 34486 and Airless(flightair). – The remaining server of the Legendary RuneCraft owned by SitaruRadu from 2010/2011 — 2015.

SCI.US.TO:25565

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4753

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hu3Server

Survival

Plugins (48): HackedCore, JDALibLoaderBukkit, Safebed, PlaceholderAPI, PlugMan, PEXChat, PortalBlockerFree, AntiWorldFly, BestTools, Votifier, VoidSpawn, ProtocolLib, AdvancedPortals, MVdWPlaceholderAPI, AutoRestart, sleep-most, PermissionsEx, InfiniteScoreboard, HorseTpWithMe, Vault, MyCommand, WorldEdit, SilkySpawnersLITE, Essentials, HackedServer, Elevator, Multiverse-Core, WorldGuard, Vote, SimpleClans, EssentialsChat, DeluxeMenus, CrazyAuctions, EssentialsGeoIP, TAB, PlayerVaults, mcMMO, BeastWithdraw, GriefPrevention, EssentialsSpawn, MyPet, ChestShop, Skript, HeadsPlus, UltimateChat, DiscordSRV, AutoPickup, BetterRTP

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Dark Plague Network

Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to The Dark Plague Network where we strive to give you the best and most fun competitive experience as possible. Our server features many different aspects of both regular Minecraft and Pixelmon including survival, player and npc gyms, events, as well as loads of other things we are constantly working on to implement for you including a unique rating system to help keep track of your overall competitive rating while you play on the server. To learn more about everything involving our server please visit our website at darkplaguenet.enjin.com and keep checking in for new updates and developments.

Features: Legendary spawn, 8 NPC and 8 Player ran gyms, 4 NPC and 4 Player ran Elite Four, Ranks, Events, Give aways, Tournaments, and many many more. (constantly updating and being improved.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0lpn-32RU

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MurphyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A small, peaceful vanilla server, here you can build a nice house and have fun.

The world is regularly backed up so we are prepared for any surprises. Our admins are also happy to help you protect your area so that only you can build there.

We look forward to your visit, just stop by.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Box of Rocks

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Box of Rocks a Dedicated Server Featuring Survival game play. Free Fly, Crate Keys, Grief Prevention, McMMO, Jobs, Discord, Economy, Trivia, Auction House, Safari Eggs, Elevators, RTP, Warps, and more.

Build Competitions Events, Drop Parties, Rewards, and Loot Chests.

Very knowledgeable and helpful staff.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Diversion Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

Diversion Network The Diversion Network is looking for nice players who are ready to start a new experience in an amazing community. With custom plugins and builds, its certain you will discover stuff you have not seen before.

play.diversionmc.net 1.8 – 1.16 MiniGames (1.12.2 Recommended!)

« Games » Our games are made to be really original, fun and competitive. There is no advantages over others in gameplay, it is all limited by your skills. All our games are created with custom plugins. Our games are either unseen on other servers or have a pleasant twist.

Discord: https://diversionmc.net/discord Website: https://diversionmc.net Donations: https://store.diversionmc.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GreenBlock network

Creative, Skywars, Towny

Hello and welcome to the Green Block Network. Here we have awesome and dedicated staff and we are trying to create a good community of minecraft players. This server is currently in beta so they may be bugs here and there. We are currently working on creating this server and we have some gamemode that are almost finished and could use some beta testing. This server is awesome and upcoming as it will be using some custom plugins and really good maps. This server works on version 1.9.4 of minecraft. Thanks for reading this – Terra K Gaming

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

7b7t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

7b7t is an anarchy server with no rules and hacks are allowed and has been running since February 2021.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

0mni d0pe s3rv3r

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

mostly vanilla. griefing allowed. survival. difficulty=2.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FOGC SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

FOGC SMP – The all new SMP experience

Towny – Start a town with your friends and rise up Guns – Fully functional guns and explosive weapons to enhance combat Big World Size – World size is 16k x 16k, 8k blocks out in each direction GUI Shop – Purchase items to further progress faster Slimefun – Research technology to enhance your capabilities Much More!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spartanos Craft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Divnity

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a pvp server dedicated to factions, the staff are active and will help with any requests. We will take any suggestions for plugins and extras. We are currently looking for moderators in different time zones so that we will be able to have someone online at most times.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Reality3

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server! Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative! This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join! IMPORTANT INFO:Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP

Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EnderPvP

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO

Server Residence/PvP/McMMo/Auctions /Vote for Us Event every day from 15:30 / 20:00 NoLagg/No Bugs/Brutal PvP

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.