Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bangladeshi Minecraft Society

Bedwars, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Bangladesh minecraft society representative server. this is a survival vanilla sever with changes to the gameplay. you can always enjoy here everything is fun with the support of geyser. your bedrock friends can also join and play together . we have ddos protection so that wont be an issue for your game .

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4259	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Yakisova SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server core gamemode (McMMO) gameplay experience for all players with its vibrant and colorful Japanese spawn theme. You’ll be able to start playing and create your own stories with your lovely friends, we wanted to build a server that is for this community by keeping them safe and friendly.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ores Mined:	2396

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FadeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Welcome to FadeRealms! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival SMP, Earth SMP, Lifesteal, Oneblock and more!

You can play on both JAVA & BEDROCK! We suggest latest version but you can use some lower versions too!

Join our discord for community news, updates and giveaways at www.discord.gg/faderealms

Join the server using: play.faderealms.net (Bedrock Port: 19132)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineTop

KitPvP, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Our server is now updated to the latest version 1.20+ and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore, and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty monotonous. So why not join the MineTop Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.minetop.fun Server IP: play.minetop.fun Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineRival

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

The best PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP network available for both Bedrock and Java!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.18+ – Bedrock IP: Br.MineRival.Org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Central

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft Central is one of the longest running Minecraft servers. We have had over 6,000,000 unique players pass through our server since opening back in 2013! Make sure to check out all of our below gamemodes:

– Minigames – Factions – Skyblock – Survival – Prison – Creative – KitPVP

IP: mccentral.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HayCube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] [BEDROCK] [Laid-Back] HAY YOU Welcome to HayCube! We are a frienly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, HayCube is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, a Creative Server, and more to come! Come join now at play.haycube.net!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CobbleLand

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CobbleLand! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms GTS Player Shops New Release of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/urwvKkTcm8 Here is our IP: play.cobbleland.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	613	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rede Revo

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Revo Network, the most incredible server network you’ve ever found. We accept players from 1.8 to 1.19.3!

Survival – 1.19.3: – Daily events – Skill System (mcMMO) – Clan System – War between Clans – Balanced economy – And much more

So what are you waiting for? Come and meet each one of them!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TrappedMC

Cross-Play, Prison

A classic grinding experienceThis server can be exactly like the prison servers you used to know & love, which is why it’s so great!Do you like grinding your way to the top rank with mining? Perfectly possible!Do you want to do something else than mining? No problem!We offer a complex system to make money, with hidden recipes that when found can be used to deal things to other prisoners. Items are actually useful too, with effects like mining boosts, pvp advantages or XP boosts – or some just offer a trip with fun effects. You can also mine with your shovel, since Dirt and Gravel have a chance of dropping rarer blocks than any regular mine. .The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeHub Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, PokeHub offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

IP: play.pokehub.org Discord: https://discord.gg/UED6ArKr2v

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vortex Network

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vortex Network is a space-themed Minecraft server featuring popular game modes such as Prison, Skyblock, Survival and Pixelmon!

IP: mc.vortexnetwork.net Discord: https://discord.gg/mc

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fish On MC

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species. You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.

There are also custom fishing rod textures with epic cosmetic looks!

This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubeCraft Games

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

CubeCraft Games is one of the largest server networks in the world. We always strive to make the best games and bring the most fun to everyone. Our servers run 24/7 and have the capability to hold many thousands of players simultaneously. You can join our network on 1.12.2-1.19+. We have amazing support and a selection of games that you’ll never get bored of. A few of them include: – EggWars (also known as MoneyWars) – Classic SkyWars – Skyblock – Lucky Islands – Parkour – And a lot more…

Hope to see you online! https://linktr.ee/cubecraftgames

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Deadmau5 Server

Aternosserver, Boralo, Deadmau5, Minecraft, Mysteriousserver, Roleplay, Survival

As a deadmau5 fan, we are setting up a server with my friend, we are imitating deadmau5’s mysterious server, we are trying to have fun, we have a discord server if you want to join: discord.gg /wG5fkN8Pbp Have fun, if the server is not open you can tag the founders in our discord server.

NOTE: Do not forget to follow the rules on our server, you may be banned.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	194056
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1665

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.