Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Azundor Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Founded by college engineers, the Azundor Network is opening up its doors to the public! We are a fun-loving group trying to create a good player experience for fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. We are a caring and friendly community that is looking to add regulars to our group. Our staff team continuously improves the server hosting events regularly and is always open to helping with problems and receiving player feedback. Our main gamemode is survival, but we offer other games as well.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OverSizeNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

A Swedish minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes that you can play and explore! We have everything from the heated Factions to the more calm Creative game mode.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FlameMC

LifeSteal, PvP

FlameMC is the minecraft lifesteal server of india it is one of the most good minecraft lifesteal network that has a lot of features and it is also cracked anyone can join using java editon , bedrock editon or anything!

It has all features that a premium server should has and a good hardware & latency power is in the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ConwyMC

KitPvP, PvP

WAR… Team vs Team PvP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist. There is no need to sign up, just log in and fight!

Image: https://i.imgur.com/kTXAWUn.jpg

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VioletsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VioletsMC is a seasoned Minecraft Survival server that accepts and welcomes everyone who wants to join. Features include sethomes, crates, hats, changeable weather, and a whole bunch more. Ranks, crate keys, and name tags are also available and can all be bought from the VioletsMC SMP servers online store. Join today and be a part of this wonderfully special community!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Potato

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

On Potato Anarchy, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rainimator SMP

PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to our dynamic Minecraft server! Experience a blend of Towny, skills, jobs, PvE, and PvP gameplay. Build your own town, master skills, and take on epic PvE quests. Challenge other players in exhilarating PvP battles. Join our vibrant community and start your adventure today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpPixel Network

Economy, Survival

Welcome to SimpPixel, our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a community-driven server. Enjoy a tight-knit community, active staff, and take part in key decisions shaping the server’s future, with polls and suggestions. Join SimpPixel for a for fun time and to meet new friends and make lasting memories!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PitbullMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We welcome you to the PitbullMC Community! We leave you a little information about the server so that you can be part of our beautiful community

JAVA v1.20: play.pitbullmc.net BEDROCK: bd.pitbullmc.net PUERTO: 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Equestrifun IV

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Equestrifun is a large equestrian minecraft server, teaching people of any age, any gender, and anywhere in the world everything to do with equines. We give everyone the chance to be whatever or whoever they want to be, regardless of experience. Want to be a farrier? Sure! A professional rider? Absolutely! A barn owner? Definitely!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5866	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpinelCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Java and Bedrock server port (BEDROCK) 19132, Clan War, Economy, PvP, PvE and Warps

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

hispagamers

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a unique place where we relive the essence of the game’s origins. We are proud to present you with a nostalgic experience in version 1.8, a choice that allows us to enjoy the authentic old PvP that we are so passionate about. We know that PvP has changed since version 1.9 and we want to preserve the essence and excitement of battles in their original form.

In our community, you will find a team of active, friendly staff always willing to help. We’re here to make sure your time on the server is as enjoyable as possible. If you have any questions or problems, our team will be happy to assist you and provide you with the assistance you need.

In addition to the authenticity of version 1.8, we offer a wide range of exciting events to keep your experience constantly moving. Whether you like to compete in King of the Hill (KOTHs), take on challenging bosses, or participate in other activities, you’ll never be short of opportunities to explore new adventures.

Our server is not only about PvP and events. We’ve also created a welcoming community environment, where players of different backgrounds and abilities come together to share their passion for Minecraft. Here, you’ll be able to make new friends, form teams, and enjoy camaraderie with other gaming enthusiasts.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OrdiCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MudMC

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MudMC is the best SMP & civilization events server! Owned by your favorite youtuber, Mud Flaps

JAVA & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

Java & Bedrock » mudmc.net Bedrock Port » 19132

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KalamyrMC

Vanilla

We are a new server. We have the first Survival mode, with access to World Resources, Nether and End. We are adding things every day for a more comfortable stay for all players.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.