Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1700

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arch-Network

Skyblock, Survival

Start your journey today! Join the server now to play the best survival, bedwars, and more! We are a new up and coming server in 2022, with one thing in our heads, making a great experience for our players, without pay-to-win advantages.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9425

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ognetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Raiding, Vanilla

OGLIFESTEAL IS A TRUE INDIAN LIFESTEAL SERVER WITH LPT OF NEW FEATURES. Custom Core | This server has an entirely custom Core Lifesteal plugin. Server Levels | Enjoy a new aspect of Lifesteal by levelling up your account and your hearts! Coin Shop | Let players spend coins on Chat Tags, Colors, Ranks & MORE! Skills | Give players endless fun with 15x skills & perks to level up! Teams | Ally with other players to compete with other teams. Strategize together to level up your team! Playtime Levels | Entice players to stay on your server by rewarding them based on their playtime! Cosmetics| Particle Effects, Emotes & Pets. Resource World | Let resources be renewable! Players can join the resource world that resets every 12 hours. Custom Generation | Break away from basic Minecraft Generation and enjoy custom-generated terrain! Arena | Players can fight each other nearby in the arena world! KOTH | Every 4 hours, a King of the Hill event will happen. Only the best shall win! Leaderboards | Compete against fellow players with 6x leaderboards at spawn! Server Menu | Players can easily access a server menu to navigate the server’s commands. Backpacks | Let players carry more than their inventory permits. They can use backpacks to store their goodies away! Lottery | Players can gamble their in-game currency in the lottery! Ranks | 5 Donator Ranks Quests | Keep players engaged on server with 50 Quests! Shop | Buy & Selling Shop GUI with a balanced economy. Sell Wands | Let players purchase Sell Wands to ease their gameplay! Daily Rewards | Give players a reason to log in daily and increase retention on your server! Combat Log | Stop players logging out mid-combat. Anti-Cheat | Keep cheaters off your server with Anti-cheat. Vote Party | Reward players for voting & being online with a VoteParty. Spawners | Break away from Vanilla Spawers. On this server, players can upgrade their spawners to make them stronger! AFK Zone | Give back to AFK players with a reward pit for them to stay and earn rewards! Bounties | Keep players fighting by allowing them to put bounties on each other. Auction House | Players can sell items to other players with the Auction House. Crates | Fully Custom Crates with items.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Naruto Shinobi Rivalry

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Naruto anime mod server, custom jutsu, modes, raids, story and open world plus a survival world! Events all the time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GMGame

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server – a world where building and survival become a real art! We are a friendly team, where each player is a valuable member of our virtual family.

The installed WhiteList provides protection from unwanted guests. To join, leave a request on our website – https://gmgame.ru/. Admission is from 16 years old, but we are willing to consider exceptions for those who are willing to share their experience and creative ideas.

Join us and together we will create a unique Minecraft world full of adventure and friendship! The server map is available at http://map.gmgame.ru/. Welcome to our community – Discord: https://discord.gg/nqPCbnNUkM Check out the Wiki – https://wiki.gmgame.ru/books

We are waiting for you in our open spaces!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Viper

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to Viper.

We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.

IP: play.vipermc.net Website: https://www.vipermc.net Store: https://store.vipermc.net (65% off sale) Discord: https://www.vipermc.net/discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bobcraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Embark on an epic journey with Bobcraft, a Minecraft server where adventure and innovation meet. Our server features the latest in survival gameplay, enhanced by unique elements designed to elevate your experience.

Join Bobcraft for a Minecraft experience like no other, where creativity, quality, and player engagement are at the forefront of everything we do!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Voxelime SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Introducing our Minecraft Server – Voxelime SMP Tired of boring vanilla Minecraft? Dive into our vibrant server packed with epic features that’ll keep you entertained for hours! Powerful Anti-Cheat: Both Java & Bedrock players are protected by our well-tested anti-cheat system, ensuring fair gameplay. Goodbye, cheaters! Claim your lands: Secure your territory with our intuitive land claim system. Build, farm, and create without fear of griefing! X-Ray Outta Here: We’ve got clever systems to block X-ray, keeping resources hidden and exploration exciting! Server Shop: Our in-game shop area lets you buy and sell your items and earn or spend in game money. Vote & Win: Cast your vote for our server on public lists and earn exclusive rewards like in-game currency and crate keys! Leaderboards: Climb to the Top! Showcase your skills & dedication on our dynamic leaderboards. Intuitive GUI: Navigate the server with ease using our user-friendly graphical interfaces for commands like home, warp, and more. No more cryptic text commands! Bid & Win Big: Our auction house is the perfect platform to sell your hard-earned loot or snag rare items from other players. Secure Your Loot: Say goodbye to item griefing! Upon death, your items are safely stored in a chest that automatically despawns after a set time, giving you a chance to retrieve them. Cross-Platform: Our server supports Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from 1.9 to 1.20 (Java) and 1.20.40 to 1.20.61 (Bedrock) to join the adventure together! And there is a lot more!

Join our discord or directly join our minecraft server through the IP for more information!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GreaterMC

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

GreaterMC is a survival server offering loads of features such as deliveries, auction houses, casinos, crates & more! With endless features this is a survival experience on Minecraft like no other! Join us today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RivalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

RivalCraft is a Survival based server located in Singapore. Come and join us now! We have various features for players to enjoy such as, Custom Enchantments, Auction House, Land Claiming and etc… We often host different giveaways and events in our Discord. Feel free to check out our Discord here!

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkGaGbEwd Server IP: rivalcraft.alien-host.net Server Version: 1.20+ Server Type: Java

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lucky Mc

LifeSteal

Who are we? LuckyMC A Minecraft Lifesteal Server

What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!

(Lucky MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: luckymc.mcsrv.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 24018

Come Join Luckymc and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2890	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DorbolCraft

Survival

The Dorbol smp is a community run minecraft server you the youtuber Dorbol its an Smp server with a hub land claiming shops and more

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Server WGF

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Vanilla

Cubed Criminals, Unite!

Choose whether to join the Italian Mafia or the Japanese Yakuza!

Fight for Black Market dominance!

Participate in Fantastic and Unique Events!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Emeralds Found:	6747	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Wildlands

Survival

The Wildlands is a new semi-vanilla survival server that is free to play for everybody involved! On this server, you spawn into the world in a small spawn for everybody to enjoy, and you can run in any direction to begin your journey! This site supports voting, set-homes, optional teleporting, and periodic events hosted by staff! We have a brand new discord server that people can join to learn about the server and events, and overall make new friends!

Join The Wild Lands today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HartixMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival

ʜᴀʀᴛɪxᴍᴄ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ We are one of the biggest Minecraft servers in Pakistan, offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, LifeSteal, BedWars, and Oneblock. Our server features helpful and dedicated staff who provide 24/7 support to our community. We also have amazing ranks that you can unlock by purchasing them from our store! or winning in an event/giveaway. Connect with other players, share your experiences, and engage in discussions about your favorite game modes.

We’re constantly expanding our server to bring you even more exciting game modes. Stay tuned for the launch of new game modes like SkyWars, Prison, and Factions!

Thank you for choosing HartixMc and we hope to see you in-game soon!

・Server Owners: @Vertical149 , @hooriyarana_39424

・Official Website: https://hartixmc.com/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MinePhobia

LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock

*** MINEPHOBIA | NETWORK [1.8+ – 1.20.2] *** We strive to make the best experience for you.!

We look after our community and listen to what you have to say. We offer the best gameplay and experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.