Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minebox

1vs1, Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Creative, CTW, FullPvP, Practice, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community 👀? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	284
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KaoshKraft SMP

Creative, Survival

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	849	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wildprison

Classic Prison, Free Ranks, Kit PvP, Lucky blocks, op prison, Prison, Prisons, Skyblock, Unique Prison

Bringing a whole new OP Prison gameplay to reality, Wild Prison provides its players with the coolest custom features, making your journey easier and more entertaining by learning to use all the available perks and systems to your own advantage.

There are tokens, auto sell, upgradable pickaxes, lucky blocks and many more features you can unlock and use during your stay here, purchasing the greatest items available and exploring all those systems in order to prestige as fast as possible and start a new journey.

Since competivity is very important, there are daily events in which everyone can participate, with the chance to win some awesome rewards by proving your skills and ending up in the top places. You will also find frequent giveaways, where anyone can win free ranks and perk, increasing the fun you have here!

Join today, start your journey and explore the awesome community there, making new friends and proving yourself to everyone!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rivens Universe

Creative

Riven’s Universe, founded June 4, 2016 by riv6n Official Riven’s Universe Discord: https://discord.gg/0yOCr7TFb1tgLi6k Contact: @Akeki Jinsai#4

What we have: • Creative plots – 101×101 • Freebuild (RP, whitelisted, application only) • Custom OTG survival • 1st amendment friendly • Completely free – I can pay for this server forever without donations • Will always be less than 100 slots regardless of what kind of dedicated hardware I’m on

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	187
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Totoco

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

This is a server where it will contain several games. Some of them are: 1-Creative; 2-Survival Games; 3-Skywars? 4-Mini games; 5-Factions. Did you like it? If you liked it, add it to your minecraft and like it!!!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Serb-craft network

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Vanilla

Welcome to SERB-CRAFT! A cracked server with its own AntiCheat!We offer a wide variety of fun servers ranging from Survival, Factions, OneBlock, and more!Our server’s player base has been with us since the server’s first release and it’s still steadily growing.Want to have a constant fun experience with a ton of amazing events?Join our beloved community and have a blast with all of our players!

Current online servers:– Vanilla– Factions– Prison– KitPvP– SkyPvP– RolePlay– OneBlock

Server IP: topg.serb-craft.comDiscord: https://www.serb-craft.com/discordWebsite: https://www.serb-craft.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@serb.craftInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/serb.craft/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/serbcraftSC

We aim for a fun and enjoyable experience with lag-free and cheater-free servers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cultivate Farming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SURVIVAL RED/BLUE: – Farming-Based Economy – Peaceful Playing Experience – Limited Hostile Mobs – MCMMO, Jobs, Quests, Crates, Custom Items and More!

SKYBLOCK: – Mobs Enabled! – Upgradable Ore Generators – Unique Fishing Experience – MCMMO, Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!

SERVER IP/VERSION: play.cultivatemc.com | 1.17.1 SITE: https://www.cultivatemc.com | WIKI: https://cultivate.wiki STORE: https://cultivate.buycraft.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchantments Applied:	294	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Electromods

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Mod Server 1.7.10 – non-premium We have personalized missions, more than 40 mods for you to enter the server and enjoy pvp, events with friendly staff, not Premium available for all types of players, a great quality of server, come in and get to know us, enjoy the server and you will not regret it

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Twenture smp

Anarchy, Citybuild, Cracked, Earth, mmo, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3933	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cake Kraft

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Cake Kraft. This is a Bukkit [1.9] server. [PvP] [Survival] [Parkour]. Very active server. Minecraft server is 24/7. It will stay up almost all the time unless maintenance is in progress.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GameCast Factions

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

GameCast is a brand new Factions server looking for Staff, Builders, and most importantly, players! Come join us on our journey today! IP: s10.minespan.com:26416

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minemalia network

Bed wars, Duels, Factions, OneBlock, Practice, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

MineMalia Network is a server that strives to provide you with the best possible Minecraft experience with custom, unique and lag-free servers.

We currently offer the following gamemodes:Survival 1.17 ⇒ Playershops, custom enchants, mcmmo, playerwarps, quests, No pvp & No grief.Lifesteal 1.19 ⇒ Steal hearts of your fellow players and become almost invincible!Survival 1.20 ⇒ Playershops, custom enchants, mcmmo, playerwarps and quests! FIRST 1.19 SURVIVAL!Prison 1.17 ⇒ A-Z, 20 prestiges, custom enchants, shards, mcmmo, playershops, auctions, plotworld, gangs, luckyblocks, public mines.Skyblock 1.19 ⇒ Missions, public mines, chestshops, island warps, mcmmo, custom enchants, chunk hoppers & much more.Oneblock 1.19 ⇒ Quests, island warps, mcmmo, chunk hoppers, chestshop, auctions and much more!Skywars 1.12.2 ⇒ Levels, voting for chest type, voting shop, many custom maps & purchasable kits.Factions 1.17 ⇒ Vanilla PvP, koth, faction upgrades, chestshops, auctions & custom enchants.Creative 1.19 ⇒ Big plots (147×147), worldedit, goBrush, goPaint, heads, vehicles, reactions, music and cosmetics!Bedwars 1.17.1 ⇒ Many maps, levels, quick buy, item & upgrade shops and many special items.Duels 1.17.1 ⇒ ELO ranks, multiple maps, many kits, crystal pvp, 1v1, 2v2, parties, party fights, party FFA, best of 3 mode.Kitpvp 1.17.1 ⇒ FFA pvp, one huge arena, points, shop, multiple kits & kit upgrades.Arcade 1.12.2 ⇒ Party games, quake, tnt run, tnt tag, temple run, splegg.Escape From The Beast 1.17 ⇒ Skins, many maps, runners, beast and checkpoints.BoxPvP 1.19 ⇒ Grinding, upgrades, pvp, big box, starter mines, auctionhouse & prestiges.

Unite with players from all over the globe in our amazing gamemodes, join play.minemalia.com now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Play Deca

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We are a very fun and active server! Most of the players come from an old now Dead server Octa.in and Hope to keep playing for a long time, we have Staff from both Europe and The Americas, and some of them are even Multilingual, we allow only English on the Main Chat but have no restrictions on the Local Chat!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrafterXPvP

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Towny

Server will be a factions server and more games coming soon…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.