Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fera Minecraft

Survival

We are a small server with a friendly staff. Want to casually play minecraft Be our guest! We are working to make the minigames work, and we have great plans.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Unity realms

Anarchy, Kit PvP, PvP, smp

Welcome to Unity Realms. Its one of the best networks of minecraft history. This server has PVP and Lifesteal. Many more gamemodes are coming. Please read for more information.

Lifesteal : Lifesteal is a really cool server where you can fight people. If you kill someone you get heart ranging from 1-3. You can also build secret bases for grinding.

PvP : PvP is a server where you can practice all types of PvP like Cart PvP, Crystal PvP etc. It is the best server to play on and have fun on.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RukeCraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

The server can now support versions: 1.8.x – 1.13.x

**Games such as BedWars, SkyWars and Survival-Games will be 1.8 PVP! The server now offers a variety of game modes such as;

Creative SkyBlock Factions

We are looking for staff! Apply at: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/apply/ Server IP: rukecraft.hopto.org Website: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/yhejtKS Store: https://rukecraft.buycraft.net/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RainbowRaidz

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

FIRST 10 TO JOIN GET A FREE RANK, EVERYONE AFTER THAT GETS A FREE KEY.Fun Factions server shop, mob farms, grinders, enchantments, crates, and more! come check out our sweet server and try not to get addicted, or make it your priority to make us your arch nemesis and raid our base! or even apply for a job as a staff (no pay) in the /warp app room!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Abysspvp

op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to AbyssPvP, the PrisonOP server where the excitement of PvP reaches its peak! Dive into an abyss of challenges and adventures as you take on players from around the world in intense PvP battles. In AbyssPvP, competition is fierce and skill is key to survival.

Our PrisonOP server offers you a unique experience where the prison becomes a battlefield. Dare to explore the depths of our prison, complete challenging missions and earn epic rewards. But be careful, as at any moment you could encounter other inmates willing to challenge you in combat.

With an optimized combat system and strategically designed arenas, AbyssPvP ensures an exciting and balanced PvP experience. Do you have what it takes to become the undisputed prison champion?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dwarvencraft Network

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Dwarvencraft is a brand new Network for all sorts of minigames! We offer PvP Games, Casual Arcade Games, as well as Skyblock and Creative Building. We support Version 1.8 – latest. We hope to see you on the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GalasticNetwork

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Not 1.11 Its 1.8 IP:Play.galasticmc.net NO PORT

Join now we have full feature min-games factions hcf soon and more Server ips My Server:Play.galasticmc.net Hub:Play.galasticmc.net Other servers in hub /Server opfactions for my server! {1} /Server to join a server or click the compass and click the server

{2} Some mods allowed {3} Ranks and more {4} What are you waiting for. | Join now and become ultimate at the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Totalcraft aedf1

1vs1, Adventure, Backpacks, Balanced Economy, BUILD, Chestshop, Plugins, Votifier

Future Era 1 server with several mods fixed, 90% of bugs fixed, a small amount of banned items, Own Mods bringing more fun to players.Technic: http://api.technicpack.net/modpack/total-craft-seversOwn launcher: https://www.dropbox.com/s/fmi35uvt4621l8g/TotalCraft%20Launcher.exe?dl=1Discord: https://discord.gg/8frSM4m

ModPack has 100 mods in total, possibilities for growth within the server.

Bold economy based on mod items and not vanilla items.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	5709
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DistanceCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DistanceCraft is a overpowered faction server which has just been released. I am proud to announce after weeks of development its now going public. Hope to see you and your friends there. Because we need staff.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheDreamer.nl Minecraft Server

Vanilla

A Clean/Experimental server by friends, as safe as possible for kids to play. Mostly ppl are based in The Netherlands NB and are Climbers by sport. Please keep it clean, we update server with stable versions and would like to keep it Vanilla.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Villagecraft-server

Dynmap, Economy, Essentials, PvP, TOWN, Tpa, Worldedit

Around since 2011 we have seen minecraft change quite a bit. Though our numbers have dwindled a bit we still have a strong and easygoing community. Come play and help our numbers soar once more If you ever feel like going above and beyond feel free to donate. Anything you give will help keep Vil

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Avantia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a small anti-grief survival server, with lots of cool features to keep you entertained. Our autoranking system allows you to rankup by playing, keep inventory is ENABLED, and our auctionhouse lets you trade items quickly. We have a fun chatreaction minigame, alongside custom chat tags. Our Spawn! It’s very unique, with a HUGE castle, and a village for you to explore, trading with the traders, unlocking mystery crates and doing our parkour! Our shop is custom made, with lots of cool things to buy and sell, allowing you to survive and thrive on our amazing server! We got 4 sections: – Overpowered – MoneyMaking – Survival – Building

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ClubMinePenguin

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

ClubMinePenguin is a Club Penguin based server, made for all ages. We aim to bring a friendly, safe, and fun Club Penguin experience into Minecraft. As of now, we offer our scale replica of Classic Club Penguin, and CMP Gamemodes. ~—————————————————-~ In CMPs Club Penguin, we have monthly parties/events, mascot meetups, minigames, igloos, and all of the other features. Waddle around and meet new friends. ~—————————————————-~ In CMP Gamemodes, as of now we offer Protected FFA Survival and Creative Plots. But SO MUCH more is coming along the way including Hardcore Survival, Free Build Creative, FFA Survival, and some secret things… ~—————————————————-~ Join the community and make memorable experiences with other players. Wed love to have you. IP: clubminepenguin.us.to Make sure you’re in the loop. You can follow and join all of our socials. Including Twitter, Discord, Instagram, etc. https://clubminepenguin.com/socials

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stellar-mc

RPG Ranks, Survival

So glad that you found us!

Server IP: play.stellar-mc.comWebsite: www.stellar-mc.comDiscord: www.stellar-mc.com/discord

Stellar-MC is a Survival server focused on AntiPay2Win.We have many custom plugins to enhance player’s experience.We were previously known by StellarMCNow. But now we rebranded to “Stellar-MC”

Currently we are supporting clients from version 1.8.9 to 1.19.2

We do have McMMO Ranks!Grind for that top rank. It’s not hard to get.Just come play and discover Stellar-MC.See you on Stellar-MC.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Genius Project

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

[GENIUS PROJECT] – Classic server. No donation! The server works 24/7. Good /kit starter. No dupes, LVL 127 and other crap! Come visit us and invite your friends!

Our VK group: http://vk.com/genofcraft

Server IP: 213.239.197.14:30006

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!