Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Korrupterra

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Would you like to live a unique adventure? Korrupterra 1.2 version 1.13.2! We have survival, daily missions, a “korruption” point system to buy special items in the Korrupto Market, an auction house where you can sell your items without having to be online, unique random Korrupterra structures spread throughout the world , unique mobs that you can only find here, an achievement system and titles that you can brag about if you have done feats to obtain them… and that’s just the beginning! What are you waiting for? Cheer up!(edited)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	552
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Funsteal

Cracked

## 🔥 __Funsteal: Official Launch__

We are happy to announce that our new gamemode has been launched today!!

You can play in lifesteal now!

__**FEATURES:**__

> 🎁**NEW CRATES** New amazing crates full of stunning rewards!

> 🚀**LEADERBOARDS** Compete with top players of Funsteal & climb yourself to the top!

> 🎈 **NEW SPAWN** New Dragon themed spawn.

> 💸 **LOTTERY** Purchase lottery tickets and get a chance to win rewards.

> ⚔️ **BOUNTIES** You can set bounties on players or kill the players with bounties to claim the reward!

> 🧰 **PLAYER VAULTS** You can store items in player vaults

**And many other features you can find out while playing.**

🔮 **`funsteal.mc.com.se`**

**REGARDS**

~ Funsteal

https://discord.com/invite/hg7peF5XZq

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Liams Vale

PvP, Vanilla

Come join new adventures in a fresh new world. Nothing but the latest Minecraft server for all the best new server tweaks. Old school adventure, new plains….. Liam’s Vale.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MoaMine

PvE, PvP, Survival

Brand new Minecraft Survival server! We have a small but growing community! Be apart of something awesome today! We are always on the look for staff too!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vista

4Fun, Box, Lobby, Minigames, smp

Server IP: vista.pocketmc.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

iCarey Survival Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Info Register for your whitelist at https://mc.icarey.net Discord Server https://discord.gg/HaEJ2XZ

Come and join us for 1.14!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gumbysquad MC

Survival

A simple survival minecraft server running 1.13.

Running Spigot with:

Essentials Griefprotection

No griefing please, and keep chat clean. Join us as we build up a community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1464	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Deshcraft network

Economy, Survival Games

Deshcraft Network is a cracked Minecraft server network built and hosted in Bangladesh. It’s a survival games server that offers a huge amount of content to ensure that there is always something fun to explore and do. Are you ready for the best survival experience ever? Then come to CraftBars and let it happen!

🔥 | Features• 24/7 Server online• Survival• A better economy• Premium Rank Crates• Premium Ranks• No lag• Low Ping• Land Claiming• Kits• EconomyShopGui• Anti-Cheat• Jobs• More And More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SuperWorld

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Advantages: – works continuously – constant update to the new version – beautiful buildings – it’s convenient to play for people from all over the world, as the server is international – cheap donate – does not require a paid Minecraft license – protection against griefers, cheaters, bots and hackers – private territory – many interesting plugins – the project has been working since 2016 and is constantly improving – adequate players – active administration We are waiting for you on this server. Come on in. The administration wishes a pleasant game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

M3-MC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a fun well done server with great staff, and friendly people. It is a survival server and it’s fun for everyone! Join Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Starcity

Roleplay

Server IP: starcity.my.pebble.host

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noobstown.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

[Family Friendly] [Towns] [mcMMO Skills] [Personal Land] [Mini Games] [Grief Free] Since 2011!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Newtonkenntork

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Originally a personal server for myself and friends. Technically it still is, but it has the capacities to run a decent amount of random people at this point, so I figured I might as well open it up. There’s a lot of worlds and custom monsters and items and the like.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lavamc

Cracked, Eco, Economy, Survival

Welcome to LavaMc, where blocky landscapes meet endless possibilities! Embark on a thrilling Minecraft journey like never before on our uniquely crafted server. Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and camaraderie flourishes among fellow gamers.

🌍 Explore our Vast Realms: Discover meticulously designed landscapes, each with its own set of challenges and treasures waiting to be unearthed. From sprawling plains to treacherous mountains, LavaMc offers a diverse array of environments for you to conquer.

🏰 Build Your Dreams: Immerse yourself in the ultimate building experience. Construct majestic castles, futuristic cities, or cozy cottages – the only limit is your imagination. Our dedicated server provides the canvas; it’s up to you to paint the masterpiece.

⚔️ Conquer Challenges: Brave the perils of our custom-designed dungeons and face off against formidable mobs. Seek out rare loot, hone your combat skills, and become a legendary warrior on LavaMc.

🤝 Forge Alliances: Connect with like-minded players and form alliances that stand the test of time. Whether you’re collaborating on massive builds or joining forces to conquer challenging quests, the LavaMc community is your reliable companion in the vast Minecraft universe.

🎉 Events and Celebrations: Join us for exciting events and celebrations that bring the community together. From holiday festivities to server-wide competitions, there’s always something happening on LavaMc to keep the fun going.

✨ Enriched Gameplay: Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully curated plugins and enhancements. From economy systems to custom items, LavaMc offers a unique and enriched gameplay experience that sets it apart from the rest.

Join LavaMc today and embark on an adventure that transcends the ordinary. Our server is not just a place to play; it’s a thriving community where friendships are forged, challenges are conquered, and dreams are built, one block at a time. Are you ready to embrace the LavaMc experience? The blocks await your creativity! 🌟

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Risnox

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RISNOX TOWNY Version: 1.17.1

Risnox is made for and with the community, we accept a lot of suggestions from our community to improve our server and your gameplay on the server. Our server is dedicated to our community to have fun.

Our top priority is making your experience the best experience.

TOWNY: » Custom World » Custom Enchantments » Custom Mobs » Custom PvP System » Quests » Resource World » Daily/Weekly Storage » Unique Economy » Randomy Daily Shop » Black Market » Cosmetics » McMMO » Classes/Evolutions » Jobs » PlayerShops » Auctions » Crates » Dynmap » Marriages » Unique Fishing Experience » In-game Rankups » Leaderboards » Invite/Redeem System

IP: play.risnox.eu Discord: http://discord.risnox.eu/ Forum: https://forum.risnox.eu/ Store: http://store.risnox.eu/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!