Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

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CultOfGerg

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

CultofGerg SMP Server With MCMMO intergration and full economy with a few other spigot plug-ins now with player shops and more. Come Join us now!!!

dadsworld.us.to

DivineTalesMC

Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	214	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	7067
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Divine Tales is a Roleplay server with custom lore, spells, and a well-written story. It takes place in the Land of Valera which is inhabited with many races, Its vast land holds ancient secrets and mysteries, Will you discover and uncover the secrets this land holds? Or will you fall to dark magic?

mc.divinetalesmc.com

Titanbreakmc

Classic Prison, op prison

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

mc.titanbreakmc.com

AxeMC – 1.16.5+ Minecraft server

Cases, Cities, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the AxeMC server – where every player can realize their political ambitions in the world of Minecraft! On our server you will find a unique economic system where you can earn and trade using various methods.

Do you want to make money by buying? We have special buyers who buy rare items from players at competitive prices.

Sign stores are a convenient way to sell and buy goods. Place a sign indicating the product and price, and other players will be able to purchase it without requiring you to be online.

Looking for a job? We have various professions and jobs that you can do to earn money. From miner to farmer – the choice is yours!

Earn money at the auction by putting items up for sale or snatch items at a great price!

Receive titles and rewards for your achievements in the game, stand out among other players for your achievements.

Create and manage your own cities, develop them and attract new residents.

Discover unique crafts and items that are only available on the AxeMC server and become the most powerful player in the Minecraft world!

In addition, we offer a unique feature – a real world map, which allows you to explore and interact with the Minecraft world based on real geography. Feel like part of the real world right in the game!

Join us on the AxeMC server and start your political adventure in Minecraft right now!

mc.AxeMC.xyz

Borkus

Minigame, Other

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1407
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Borkus Minecraft Network is a multifaceted gaming platform that offers a diverse array of immersive game modes designed to captivate and entertain players of all skill levels. With meticulously crafted environments, intricate gameplay mechanics, and a thriving community of passionate gamers, Borkus stands apart as a premier destination for those seeking unparalleled virtual adventures.

At the heart of the Borkus experience lies a commitment to delivering top-tier entertainment through innovative and cutting-edge game design. From traditional modes like Survival and PvP to the adrenaline-pumping excitement of PvP battles and unique minigames, Borkus offers a comprehensive and dynamic gaming experience that is sure to leave players on the edge of their seats.

With a team of dedicated developers constantly working to expand and enhance the network, Borkus remains at the forefront of the Minecraft gaming industry, pushing boundaries and setting new standards for excellence. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the world of online gaming, Borkus promises endless hours of fun and excitement, all within a vibrant and welcoming virtual community.

So why wait? Join us on Borkus today and embark on a journey through a world of endless possibilities, where every block you break and every monster you defeat brings you one step closer to victory and glory!

borkus.run.place

Visualst Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Small Community based Survival and Skyblock Network. Come and hangout! Visualst Network is the ideal experience for anyone who loves playing relaxed, casual, and fun gamemodes. Join and claim your free rank today!

play.visualst.ca

Apex Creative

Creative

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join Apex Creative today and receive special ranks and rewards as you build! Rank up depending on your skills and join a professional build team!

Apex Network -Creative(LIVE JOIN NOW) -Kitpvp -Aimlabs -ApexFactions -Pandemonium

na.apexmc.co

Beyond land s

Apocalypse, Aventura, Discord, DROPS, Economy, Hardcore, Mythicmobs, Pets, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6371	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Apocalyptic horror survival server, firearms, modified mobs, protection blocks, events, special objects, active pvp, if you want to have an extreme experience and with a good community join us!!!

beyondlands.ggs.gg

HolyWorld – Stream Jake and his friends Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8067
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to HolyWorld – a Minecraft server where anarchy and adventure intertwine to create an incredible experience!

? Own rules:

HolyWorld is a world without strict restrictions. Here, each player sets the rules himself and explores the world at his own discretion. Build, destroy, trade and explore as you please.

? Unique griefing:

The server offers an interesting griefing system, including the use of dynamite to create explosive situations. Get ready for exciting adventures and adrenaline.

? Kill Contracts:

Assassination contracts are available on HolyWorld – a chance to become an assassin and complete exciting missions. Earn rewards and uncover secrets.

? Variety of mini-games:

In addition to anarchy and griefing, we have many exciting mini-games. Compete with friends, solve puzzles and plunge into a world of entertainment.

? Server IP address:

Don’t miss your chance to join HolyWorld! Server IP address: start.playmc.su

HolyWorld is a place where your imagination becomes reality and every adventure is unique. Join our community and start your incredible adventure today! ?

hw.playmc.su

Shrimp Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Shrimp Craft is a cross platform Minecraft smp server, with a huge earth map, shops, economy, land claiming and much more.

51.79.7.211

Wicked Shore

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22

158.69.26.209:25566

Staffcraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	67
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Server IP: staffcraftmc.minehut.gg

staffcraftmc.minehut.gg

HOLYWORLD – ANARCHY – HOLYWORLD Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Animals Bred:	106	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to HolyWorld – a Minecraft server where anarchy and fun create an experience like no other!

? Create your own rules:

On HolyWorld you have the freedom to choose your own rules. There are no strict restrictions, and each player can build, destroy, trade and explore the world as they wish.

? Various mini-games:

We offer many exciting mini-games where you can compete with your friends and test your skills. From racing to puzzles, we’ve got you covered!

? Competitions and events:

Regular competitions and events bring excitement and competitive spirit. Here you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

? Server IP address:

Don’t miss the opportunity to join HolyWorld! Server IP address: start.playmc.su

We have everything for an unforgettable experience in the world of Minecraft. Join our community where every day is full of adventure and fun. Start your unique path to HolyWorld today! ?

holy.playmc.su

SlothMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

SlothMC is a Small to Medium Minecraft SMP Economy server, with many features meant to make the survival experience more fun, less tiring and less frustrating. We average about 5-15 players from Java, Xbox, Pocket Edition, Nintendo Switch and Windows 10 Bedrock Edition. Our features include but there is more outside of this:

Economy:

Our server has an economy allowing for people to buy blocks, ores and items from the shop, There are multiple ways to earn money on the server including: Selling items on the auctionhouse to other players, Mining ores and selling to the shop using /sell, building a farm and selling the crops/sugarcane to the shop. These are the main ways to earn but there are many others. There are many more features that I dont have enough space for to put here.

play.sloth-mc.com

Dirtbag city life

gun, Jail, Life, Prison, Real Life

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to the Dirtbag City Life Server Modpack!

This modpack includes, growing and selling of “illegal” substances, customizable guns and vehicles, player owned houses, physical currency.

Some of the mods in this pack include:Just Enough Drugz (JEDZ)

Economy INCFlash NPC’s

CasinoCraft

Eye Mod (Cell Phones)

Chat Bubbles

In Game Voice Chat

and many different furniture/decoration mods

We offer the ability for players to roleplay a life of their choosing in our city. Players have the ability to own or rent land and decorate player bought homes just the way they like with money they earn in game. Our police offer the best protections for any civilian living in our city from the criminal underground element that is kept under tight control.

Enjoy our community Dirtbag life Server.

try our server out at: Join our Discord hereplay.dirtbagcitylife.com https://discord.com/servers/dirtbag-gaming-964130438375424042

play.dirtbagcitylife.com