Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Slime network

Economy, Slimefun, Survival

Server IP: play.slimenetwork.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vanilla Whitelisted

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NamaiCraft presents: Vanilla 1.13.1 [Spigot]

IP: play.namaicraft.com:49464 Discord: https://discord.gg/tpXuNDS Website: www.namaicraft.com

Server Features: – Map 100% 1.13 Generation. – Veinminer – City – Shops – Ranks – RTP – Land Protection – Mining World – mcMMO – And more…

ATTENTION: The server is whitelisted (application on the menu of our website). Join us today !!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Retriox

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Retriox is a server 4+ years in the makng, we offer Towny, a player based market, a swampcore challenge map, and a few minigames. We hope you will join us soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	4054	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Goldenromania-mc

Welcome to Golden Romania! This is a new server, currently under maintenance!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Brotherhood MC Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Brotherhood server is a new Minecraft server trying to provide players with a premiere faction raiding experience! Join our server and help establish a new gaming community today Our Server has: Factions, PVP, Raiding, Economy, Arenas and much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DownCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To DownCraft We are a faction server we have a own Pvp arena where you can pvp 1v1 we olso have good staff that are online 24/7 come join and take a look at our server =)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New terracraft smp

Land Claim, Pets, PvE, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spigot

Welcome to the NEW TerraCraft Community, a small semi-vanilla server opened in 2023. Join our welcoming and active player base in an expansive world of adventure and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or just starting, there’s a place for you here.

What sets us apart?

– A dedicated and friendly community, always ready to lend a hand or team up for exciting projects.

– Regular in-game events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

– A balanced mix of gameplay enhancements, like land claiming, player shops, and a dynamic economy, to make your experience even more enjoyable.

– A commitment to maintaining the core Minecraft experience, with minimal server plugins to keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.

Looking for a new home in the Minecraft universe? TerraCraft is the place to be! And if you’re passionate about making a difference and contributing to our community, we’re hiring for all staff positions. Join us and become a part of something extraordinary today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7359	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CZPVP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– FullPVP Server and Factions Server (Under Development) – Diversity of warps and different objectives; – Machine System: 14 different machines – VIP system with CASH (MINESHOP); – Appropriate ping for players from all over the world; – McMMO system with conversion from xp level to xp skill; – Version 1.8 to 1.12 – Mob-spawners; – Integrated Land System; – Clan systems in gui; – RankUP with mines suitable for each Rank; – Super items with cash and non-OP fragment system; – Purchase of Cash and Sale by Players; Separate kits for each rank; Gladiator and Event System; Bitcraft System and Top Kill System (Original Account and Cash for players)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FunXtrmV3

Factions

Faction pvp server in development,

Server staff:

[Fondateur] xtrmkilleirs [Co-Fondateur] Alcatrav [Développeur] MasteurLOL [Chef-Builder] camoll [Modérteur] Phael47 {Builder]Melrix

We are hiring

ip : 144.217.121.119:25573

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mineportal

action, Combat, Dungeon

Our server belongs to three unique servers! One SkyBlock server, another KitPvP and third CKingdoms. It may be everyday to hear the names of these servers, but I can promise that we are hunting for uniqueness!

WHY JOIN OUR COMMUNITY?

Continuous updates Active, empathetic management and team Fast problem solving Demanding, unique MineCraft server Sweepstakes Unique management and team

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wisel Network

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

The Wisel Network is a Minecraft network (AKA server) that runs on the version 1.14.4-1.15.2. The network has a special game-mode called Survival Season.

Survival Seasons is a special game-mode. It’s like a vanilla-survival, but instead of a boring vanilla feel-like we added some nice features, such as:

– Custom worlds – Cliffs, Mountains, Rivers, Trees, Structures… Everything has changed so that it’ll be more interesting to explore. – More items – We added new tools, armors, weapons and misc so that you won’t get bored too fast. Some of the items are better than diamonds! – More mobs – New bosses got added to make it harder and challenging to fight! the mobs can give special items! – Shops – You can buy and sell items, blocks and gear. – Land claim – Prevents other players from griefing your builds. See guide how to claim lands at https://wisel.enjin.com/forum/m/52588649/viewthread/33071283-guide-how-to-claim-landblock – Perks – perks make you OP, they add some very unique features to improve your survival. – Dynmap – A website that shows the entire Survival world map LIVE (how it looks right now). Our network is a great place to be. Enjoy and have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BriskMC

Skyblock

This is a new skyblock server come and have some fun on BriskMC now play with you friend on an island together have some fun, See You Soon

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft ultra

Minecraft Ultra is the same vanilla minecraft you are familiar with, but much harder.

Players start with 10 lives. Once these have been spent, each time you lose all of your health, a 24 hour period must pass to allow yourself to heal before you can continue your adventure. This is to encourage and focus the gameplay on survival. PVP is enabled, however the world is awash with danger so decide wisely to make enemies or allies of other players.

Mobs are tougher.

In the overworld, the further you travel from spawn, the tougher the mobs become. The levels will appear over each mob so you can decide how far you are ready to travel to the outer regions of the world which is 64k in each direction from spawn.

Sleeping regularly is recommended as it prevents phantoms which are deadly, but does not skip the night.

Giants spawn naturally and will attack on sight.

Rabid wolves and rabbits roam wild in the overworld and chickens will fight back when attacked.

Villagers trapped in small areas will become lobotomised.

All creepers are naturally charged making their explosions twice as powerful.

The world will not reset without players approval in discord.

Players can learn mcmmo skills which will be retained even if the world is reset.

Bows can have both infinity and mending enchantments.

Endermen will not attack a player wearing the dragons head.

In the Nether, mobs get tougher at the lower levels making the deeper regions more deadly.

Both the Nether and End are 24k in each direction.

WARNING!!! This is a Minecraft hardcore survival experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Endeavour

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Endeavour!

Endeavour is a small server that aims to grow a friendly mature (18+) community for people to have fun in and feel comfortable and safe.

It is a vanilla server with a couple added tweaks by Xisumavoid.

I aim for this to be a fun experience for everyone and to remind everyone we are all equal!

We expect the server to start with a couple of players and slowly grow as other people apply! So you have the chance to start on an adventure of growing a community from the beginning.

Apply here: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/2923554-endeavour-new-mature-1

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rich Skys

Skyblock

Welcome to our skyblock server! we have all kinds of fun thing on here such as duels marriage tokens and MUCH MORE!!!! We love our players and they always come first. Our staff is made up of trained managers admins mods and more! we don’t accept staff unless we Really trust you!Our server is always

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4503	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.