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FearCraft: Conquer Your Fears!
afraid, ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, aversion, Conquer, DREAD, fear, fearcraft, FEARS, fright, Horror, nervousness, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, Terror, terror-stricken, trepidation, unease, worryAre you scared of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more running in terror from those green guys.Do you have a fear of heights? Don’t worry, on our server, you can build your sky base as high as you want without any risk of falling. We have gravity-defying blocks that will keep you safe and sound.
Are you terrified of the dark? Well, on our server, the night time is actually a party! We have disco balls hanging from the sky, mobs break out into dance battles, and the moon even turns into a giant glowing lantern.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your fears into fun and laughter, join us now! Who knew facing your fears could be so entertaining?
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PutinKidnapperCraft
activism, advocacy, arrest, Arrest warrant, child kidnapper, Global Issues, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Justice, justice for children, Nobel Peace Prize, PLEA, political activism, protest, putin, PutinKidnapperCraft, War Crimes, winner, world leadersYo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a quest to save Putin from being arrested for being the “biggest child kidnapper.” Like, what even is happening, right? But hey, if you wanna be a hero and save Putin from the clutches of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, then this server is the place to be! Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and stuff. So like, join now and be part of the most insane adventure ever! Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🐷 -
RomanBathBacteriaBrawl
ancient healing practices, ancient remedies, Antibiotic bacteria, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial activity, bacterial infections, dangerous bacteria, E.coli, england, health benefits, historical bacteria, immune system support, medicinal properties, microbial therapy, natural antibiotics, Roman Baths, RomanBathBacteriaBrawl, therapeutic bacteria, traditional medicine, wellnessyo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history! -
PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server
Absurd, Absurdity, animal, BIZARRE, cat, controversial, explicit, fucking, Handbag, humor, inappropriate, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, odd, PurrfectCraft, quirky, Server, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, yoWelcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
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SwerveCraft Minecraft Server
CARD, Competitive wrestling, desu, Fight card, grim, Minecraft, Moxley, Moxley vs Naito, naito, orange, ospreay, Ospreay vs Swerve, Pro Wrestling, Server, Swerve, SwerveCraft, Women’s matches, wrestling, wrestling event, Wrestling Matches, ZSJ, ZSJ vs OrangeAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.
So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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ToddlerTechTakedown
AGGRESSIVE, common courtesy, Confront, distraction, electronic volume, Event, high volume, Hint, Mother, nap schedule, parenting skills, phone volume, public place, screen time, Speech, tablet volume, tiny beasts, Toddler, ToddlerTechTakedown, wedding receptionAre you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now! -
BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows
Beg4NetflixShows, binge watch, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, hidden gems, lesser known, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Popular, Recommendations, series, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, UnderratedAre you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, family, Hamas, home, hostage situation, hostages, idf, international relations, Israel, journalist, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, palestine, PixelPanic, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Terroristso, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro -
Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge
Anti-establishment, Camp, CONSERVATIVE, Crushed, Defeat, EU election, european politics, european union, Euroscepticism, far right, French election, French politics, Le Pen party, Macron, Macron’s camp, Macrons, Marine Le Pen, nationalism, pens, political parties, populism, Revenge, right wing, right-wing surge, Victoryhaha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget! -
MinecraftMindMastery
emotional well being, inner strength, mental fortitude, mental health, mental strength, mental toughness, Mental Wellness, MinecraftMindMastery, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-empowerment, strengthYo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.
But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.
So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.
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HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!
Abilities, Adventure, Boss, Bosses, chaotic, Claiming, Combat, Community, Custom, Customization, Decorative, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Enchants, Events, Exploration, Feedback, Fights, Filled, FURNITURES, gameplay, Heads, HexArchon, Items, Join, Land, marketplace, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Play, Players, Progression, Quests, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Updates, Wiki, worldsHexArchon Server Overview
Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons. Links
Our Values
- Community voice & transparency
- Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
- Trust & respect
- Dedicated updates
Gameplay Mechanics
- Custom Mobs
- Custom Items
- Custom Enchants
- Dungeons
- Quests
- Abilities
- Stats
- Auto Farms
- Furnaces
- Furniture
- Player Shops
- Pets
- Fishing
- Quality-of-life Improvements
Technicals
The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:
- CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
- RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
- Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
- Hosted on the US East Coast.
Joining
- Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
- Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).
Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂
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GovtGriefers Minecraft Server
B movies, b@t3, Bans, charges, client list, Cuties, dance moms, distributing lewd images, Epstein, Government, GovtGriefers, Hollywood, Hypocrisy, inappropriate images, J1, Legal, mainstream Hollywood, Minecraft, MINOR, Netflix, reddit, Server, SMUTAre you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!