LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7575
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	99
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ores Mined:	1046
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!