Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4723
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 47

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Farms Harvested: 733
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1810
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Potions Brewed: 152
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/the-bakery-au/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

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    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 804 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 540261 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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