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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5649 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!