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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9037	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchantments Applied:	149

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	601
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4820	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	8230
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Animals Bred:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7524
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	1497
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.