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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	988961	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	135
Star Shards Collected:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Buildings Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	73	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	7130

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	586	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	8643	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6056
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	179
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	146
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!